Kaleidoscope Eyes

If I were a country, I'd be France.
If I were a month, I'd be May.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late afternoon.
If I were a season, I'd be Spring.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an old armchair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be lemonade.
If I were a tree, I’d be a peach blossom.
If I were a tool, I’d be a spanner.
If I were a flower, I’d be an orchid.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunshine.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a colour, I’d be turquoise.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon.
If I were a sound, I’d be a song.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a vintage one.
If I were a food, I’d be a lemon meringue cupcake.
If I were a place, I’d be Mozambique.
If I were a material, I’d be lace.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like summertime. 
If I were a scent, I’d be a vanilla one.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be smiling.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Manolo Blahniks.